Yes, it is sad, but true. My girlfriend, Dotty, is betraying my love! Dotty is a rabit in the game Animal Crossing Wild World, and I quote from a conversation I had this morning with her;
Dotty: “I met this guy the other day, Jack.”
Dotty: “He was a real nightowl! He was up all night!”
Dotty: “Oh jack… <3″
Me: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”*cries up at the skies in a dramatic fashion*
Dotty: “Oh, um, I mean, he was nice, but, you know.”
I kid you not, folks, that is the very conversation we had THIS MORNING! You know exactly who you are, Jack! Somebody created an account named Jack on my game, and I’M ON TO YOU! As I have already established, or more like Dotty established “He was a real nightowl! He was up all night!” It’s only a matter of time before I find you, I get to you, and I KILL YOU! HAHAHAHA! OUR LOVE WILL BE ETERNAL! ADMIT YOURSELF NOW, FOUL BEAST! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Recently I have been playing a lot of a game called WURM online. This is a MMOFS (Massively Multiplayer Online Fantasy Simulation) and I am going to sue because they don’t say how damn addictive their game is. If I get out of the shit I involved myself in recently, which is coincidentally the same day hell freezes over, I will most certainly welcome you to the world of WURM. : )
See, the fact that this is a Fantasy Simulation means that you could (and this is a true story) work for 2 months and then finally feel like you can take a breath. You have a food and water gauge, and while you can drink clean water from most lakes and caves, food is much more difficult. The game mechanics make players cluster together to stay alive. Most of the game world has been changed in some way, shape or form considering that man-made structures can only be made by players, and there are only 2 NPCs that appear without anybody having to hire them, which is the guide, who is the tutorial, and who I assume is a bartender, who give you free food for the first 24 hours of gameplay, which sadly isn’t as usefull as it sounds unless you want to live in Newtown, which I’m guessing costs over $9,000 since it’s so damn overpopulated. When I say overpopulated, I’m sure to raise a few eyebrows when people start and see the relatively (relative to WOW or other MMORPGs) puny town that they start in. I must remind you that this is all player made, so people cut down many-a-tree to make this city.
So you’re probobly going to think; “Damn, nobody plays this game”. First, if you walk from the one side of the island to the other, at the closest ends, it can take over 3 hours. It is a huge game world, even bigger than WOW. Also, not may people do play the game, true, but more than you would probobly expect.
I might make a part 2, but I’m fed up with writing this post for now.
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