Dylan’s Blog

Yes yes, I know exactly what you are all thinking right now; “Oh fantastic, it seems that Dylan wants to post ANOTHER of those bloody things on his blog now. But wait! There’s more to it! Really!

The backstory is that a new friend who I added named Maddy (a quick note that she said herself that she does NOT believe in any of that stuff or cares to forward it and to this date she has sent me roughly 10 in the space of 2 weeks give or take another week. Thank you, Maddison, for being so honest with me, glad us friends can trust each other like that. Sorry sort of went off on a detour there.) who sent me a chain e-mail (glare) that was all about the love of your life dumping you if you turn it down and something great happening if you forward it, blah blah blah, but anyways the moral of the story is there was a bunch of articles aboot it and one of them was actually pretty funny. It was a poem;

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn’t a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!

So anyways I thought it was my executive decision to post that on here. Most of you with functioning e-mail services have probobly gotten this e-mail as well as I got it from 2 people at the same time, one of which I didn’t even know.

[totally unrelated: currently making planks in wurm, talking in kingdom in wurm, listening to floyd’s ipod, having an msn conversation and writing a blog post. Before long my brain will explode.] (continued »)

Kids, I am here today to talk about the dangers of suicide. Suicide is bad (mkay), in a general sense. In most cases it ends in death, and so help me god if we find out there will be reprecusions. (deadly reprecusions) In other cases it will end in serious to moderate injury with very few cases coming out unscathed. (continued »)

Waffles! (continued »)