April fools woes
Oh yes, even April fools, a day filled of woopee-cushions and pins left on chairs. What could Dylan possibly have had a problem with on THAT day!
Nono, if your thinking of the trick my dad tricked on me today, rest easy, that was actually pretty funny. But no, I had the most annoying person absolutely ruin my free day of half the class being gone.(all the thickheads that think a funny joke is suddenly without warning throwing whatever their holding across the room, and being generally annoying) His name is Robin, and I hate him with every inch of my body.
Yeah, even more than George Bush.
He is rascist, sexist, offensive, suicidal, emo and an absolute bully all at the same time. He hates me because I’m American, and really stupid. So his insults often appear as “Hey Dylan, shouldn’t you be fighting in some war or something?” The worst part is that half the time he ends up explaining the insults to me, as if I’m some kid who doesn’t know what the word “because” means yet.
So yeah, he went aroung punching himself in the hand, deleting the work I had been working on a laptop by pulling the power cord.(it was out of batteries) And after that, he still expects me to accept him as not only a friend but a person that gives him money.
Yeah, he was an absolute nuisence today. And since it was April fools, he went around proding people and then saying “April fools!” afterwards as if it somehow justifies him being a complete tool in his mortal coil.
Buddha is calling to me…you were just reincarnated by a…MOSQUITO!
WITH MALERIA! THAT’S HOW ANNOYING YOU ARE! YOU KILLED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE IN AFRICA! GET AWAY FROM ME MALERIA BOY!
