Alright guys, stop it. I don’t remember a time where I was the one who pulled the big elaborate schemes to thwart people’s perception of reality. No, it’s always played on me. You may remember last year’s April fools *glares at father* but this has gone to far. What’s worse than saying that my computer is converting to hello kitty operating system? Well, when I logged on, this happened. (continued »)
In case you haven’t already guessed by the title, this is all about zombies, and more specifically, I’ll be naming cities and judge them as Defendable or Fast food. Let’s start with…
Washington DC
I’m sure you all nearly commited suicide in my abscence, but if my friends may quote me;
“I’m now writing a review at least every week. I swear by it.”
I did NOT violate that promise on purpose. I totally forgot what the adress was to get back onto the sign-in screen on my new computer (don’t ask yet, all in another post) but I suddenly remembered and after some difficulty in remembering the PASSWORD I’ve finally got online. Sincere apologies and I will be handing out a snack for all who ask (to a maximum of one per person per day) as long as it is within a week of this post. Hopefully. If everybody asks at once there may be some problems.
I will start writing reviews ASAP
Yes yes, I know exactly what you are all thinking right now; “Oh fantastic, it seems that Dylan wants to post ANOTHER of those bloody things on his blog now. But wait! There’s more to it! Really!
The backstory is that a new friend who I added named Maddy (a quick note that she said herself that she does NOT believe in any of that stuff or cares to forward it and to this date she has sent me roughly 10 in the space of 2 weeks give or take another week. Thank you, Maddison, for being so honest with me, glad us friends can trust each other like that. Sorry sort of went off on a detour there.) who sent me a chain e-mail (glare) that was all about the love of your life dumping you if you turn it down and something great happening if you forward it, blah blah blah, but anyways the moral of the story is there was a bunch of articles aboot it and one of them was actually pretty funny. It was a poem;
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn’t a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!
So anyways I thought it was my executive decision to post that on here. Most of you with functioning e-mail services have probobly gotten this e-mail as well as I got it from 2 people at the same time, one of which I didn’t even know.
[totally unrelated: currently making planks in wurm, talking in kingdom in wurm, listening to floyd’s ipod, having an msn conversation and writing a blog post. Before long my brain will explode.] (continued »)
Kids, I am here today to talk about the dangers of suicide. Suicide is bad (mkay), in a general sense. In most cases it ends in death, and so help me god if we find out there will be reprecusions. (deadly reprecusions) In other cases it will end in serious to moderate injury with very few cases coming out unscathed. (continued »)
For some reason, the developers for the blog system decided it would be funny if they didn’t automatically aproove comments. That’s why they haven’t been accepted, because I don’t really pay attention to the part. I should update comments every day, but if I don’t then it will at least be approoved every new entry.
If a dog bites a man, that’s not news. But when a man bites a dog, now that is news.
Yes I am going to do a review on spore, but only when I’ve finished it, which will take a while. Until then, sit tight, and enjoy my excuses to share these fantastic quotes, from the almighty himself.
Parents were invented to keep children happy by giving them something to ignore. Ogden Nash
We just got a Roomba! If you don’t know what a Roomba is, it is a robot. What does it do? It; vacuums. Finally, hours of tiring around the house cleaning every nook and cranny only to be made dirty again 30 minutes afterwards are finally spent doing what YOU want, in YOUR time. I may seem like a bit of a salesperson at the moment, but just wait for it. (continued »)
I finally (actually no, my father did) got an e-mail updater for you all. So now my millions of amazed fans won’t have to check every day! If you don’t have an e-mail address, well, actually I can’t imagine anybody that has a computer and doesn’t have an e-mail. Of course, you could be looking this on the school computers because you planted an anti-blocking virus on the school computers. But then, you wouldn’t be able to get any standard e-mails from this anyways.
Anyway, that’s all I should have for this post. But as always, we are leaving on an interesting note.
PLEASE COME OUT SPORE!
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