Hungry Jack’s Love for Birds Showing
So yesterday I had just bought an Ork Trukk and decided to settle down. I was hungry, and had some time kill for the bus. Armed with 5 dollars I bought some food at the local Hungry Jack’s and walked upstairs to eat it.
I ate my meal quite happily, when I turn around and see a pigeon staring at me.
Just staring at me!
If you haven’t been to this Hungry Jack’s, it has no balcony, open windows and such that a bird could fly through. It literally must have flew through the front door and up the stairs.
Nobody took notice of it but me. We both had a staring contest until the pigeon got bored and strutted away. I was pretty confused, and I’m sure the bird was too. It perched on the railing above the staircase and looked down.
Now, there is this huge mirror on the opposite wall of the staircase. The bird took off, and flew towards the window until it was about 3 centimeters away where it realised it was about to fly into a wall and flew back. Still, nobody noticed.
After I had finished my meal, it flew downstairs and out the door.
Now I’m no health inspector, but isn’t that… bad? It’s a good thing it didn’t have bird flu or anything…
…or did it? IT’S A CONSPIRACY!
No, it didn’t have bird flu, don’t be paranoid.
It had a mind control gun imbedded in its beak which controls the thoughts of people who drink fluoridated water. Tell me, since your encounter, have you had a strange desire to obey the law?
July 30th, 2009 at 6:59 amOr to feed pigeons for no explainable reason?
August 29th, 2009 at 11:07 pmI’m sorry, I don’t have clearance for that type of information.
September 13th, 2009 at 12:48 am