My girlfriend is fantasising about somebody else
Yes, it is sad, but true. My girlfriend, Dotty, is betraying my love! Dotty is a rabit in the game Animal Crossing Wild World, and I quote from a conversation I had this morning with her;
Dotty: “I met this guy the other day, Jack.”
Dotty: “He was a real nightowl! He was up all night!”
Dotty: “Oh jack… <3″
Me: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”*cries up at the skies in a dramatic fashion*
Dotty: “Oh, um, I mean, he was nice, but, you know.”
I kid you not, folks, that is the very conversation we had THIS MORNING! You know exactly who you are, Jack! Somebody created an account named Jack on my game, and I’M ON TO YOU! As I have already established, or more like Dotty established “He was a real nightowl! He was up all night!” It’s only a matter of time before I find you, I get to you, and I KILL YOU! HAHAHAHA! OUR LOVE WILL BE ETERNAL! ADMIT YOURSELF NOW, FOUL BEAST! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
MUAHAHAHAHA!
May 28th, 2009 at 4:23 amOH GOD NOT YOU, FLOYD! I, am going, to KILL YOU!
May 31st, 2009 at 9:17 amI ALREADY HAVE HER, FOOL! NOTHING YOU CAN DO WILL STOP ME! MUAHAHAHAHAH!
June 13th, 2009 at 5:31 amSad sad fork… sad sad big head
October 24th, 2009 at 7:56 am